WMD Ltd.

(Weapons of Man’s Destruction)
No: 498 -A.
Asatya Marg,
Nari-yell (nariyal) Udyaaan.
Luckynow.

WMD ..The big board on the “Asatya Marg” in a town called LuckyNow in UP, pulled quite a lot of potential customers. Welcome to the world of missiles. The agent says. The shop has branches all over India. Mind you just India. The retailer has a license from all the top Politicians in India. The main funding comes from some Woman’s Wings . Your guess is right. Its a Stree-Sena (Woman Warriors) organized funding. But anyway.

What is the latest in the shelf of this shop? The all powerful, government supplied missile. It is distributed for free to all the going to be married woman . The only other thing that the government used to distribute like this before was the contraceptives. Ok, atleast the Indian govt is producing something or the other to be distributed to public in the interest of the married couple.

This missile is called AK-498a with Advanced DV features. The inventor of AK-47 would have been so much in shock and jealousy over this new product ,the Indian govt is distributing for absolutely free. There are some requirements for this though. It can be bought only girl who is going to be wedded or her parents.

The distributor was Anamika Chaturvedi Singh (ACS) . Its not important who the Distributor is , but anyway I thought maybe I should just tell that too.. Miss Rani-Sumitra-Singh and her mother Mrs. Sumitra Singh walk in with “great expectations”. Mrs. Anamika in her 40s, Hurried to the new customers and said Madam, this is the latest product. AK 498a with advanced DV features. You can use it when and where you want. It’s easy to use and takes literally no space in your shelf. It can be Miss used by you. Oh… sorry it can be used by you Miss I meant!! It can me used as a WMD ( weapon of Man’s destruction) . It involves no running costs and is maintenance free (you will get your “maintenance” for free she meant). All you need is a small nerve in your backbone that can make somebody’s life a hell. Which, of course you can do. Otherwise you wouldn’t be talking to me. If you cannot, then this tool may not be useful for you. Madam if you really can not, my colleagues can definitely help you get there.There was an older version of this war weapon, which was definitely meant to be a shield against the other missiles. It was a strongest tool to whip the backs of some unscrupulous husbands and in-laws. But the study said that it was not being used really. We then invented the latest of these.

Rani Speaks out in Doubt : I know the family I am going to be married to. The boy says they are very close knit family with a lot of love and affection.

Mrs.Anamika now bursts out her discomfort on what Rani says. Mrs.Anamika swooshing her hair away says: And you believe that What a freak this boy must be? Is the boy for real? Dont you know young lady, havent you heard anybody saying .. Dont trust Man, There are “other” things more trust worthy??

The girl’s mother intervened. She said. Yes Madam, that is exactly what I keep telling this girl. How will she be able to live harmoniously with her husband in a close knit happy family? How can she rule her husband and taunt him and torture him and go unnoticed if there are people around her?? My concerns are infinite Mrs ACS. Mrs.Sumithra Singh cried in distress. The girl was like I know I can manage. But wasn’t it a good thing that the family I am going to, is a happy family. Will they not take care of me and all?? Constant internal voices were ringing in her mind. But another very strong thought. “Mom can’t be wrong”. She is experienced. Seeing her mom cry, the girl’s love for her mom grew infinitely. Oh she is so much worried about me. Mrs ACS soon came to wipe the mother’s tears. She held Mrs.Sumithra’s Hand with a firm touch.Don’t worry. I know your problem. I am a mother too. I have daughters too. Mrs. ACS said with a deep affirmative voice. I will tell your girl. She turned towards this girl and said look Miss. Rani You can get married to whoever you want, as long as you have the AK-498a with you.

Finally the Rani was given a full day training on using this new weapon in all the possible ways and she came back home feeling quite secured and “empowered”

Back home : Rani’s Mother and father Mr. Durbal Singh discuss about her marriage.

Mr.Durbal Singh : (Clearing his voice) Sumithra, marriage means a lot of expenses. How are we going to manage this?

Mrs.Sumithra : Don’t worry, I have a plan. We will spend as less a possible (even if we can spend on the marriage). We won’t do what we promise to do, we shall go find the cheapest hall possible, and give it an outlook of couldnt find a good one in the time constraint. Let us make sure whatever money we spend, we will use 80 % for us and 20 % for them.

Mr.Durbal Singh: Hey this is unfair. The guys are a good family. We shouldn’t do this. If we can’t, then let’s tell them that we can’t, and may be they can also help us do this. Let’s be fair.

Mrs.Sumithra: You shut up. I know how to do my daughters marriage. Now listen.. Whatever we do , we should put up a face of a badly troubled parents unable to do a marriage , but are doing it for the sake of our daughter. The more we irritate them, the more we are out of this business of entertaining them in the future. Also, we are girl’s parents. Let’s take some advantage of this.

Mr.Durbal Singh: Will that not affect the girl’s life in her in-laws house?

Mrs.Sumithra: I have seen the “would be” in laws. They are toothless grass eating vegetarian animals that can be tamed in the backyard. So they WILL never hurt anybody. Besides, I found out that Mr.Satya Pal Singh , the groom’s father is a heart patient and had already two attacks. The family is like in trouble. This would be the best time for our daughter Rani to put pressure on the Groom. Anyway, I will train my daughter to have sweet coated poisonous smiles anyway. So with them and with the Grass eating Vegetarian Groom that we have found, she will behave in a completely different way, until she wins the confidence of people. Slow poisoning will start from day 1 though. In-laws will think that this girl is good so no problems with her parents. This will continue for the first 6 months. And then I will tell her what to do and how to use the new tool I bought for her. I shall make sure that the girl brings the husband to our house from her in laws house.

Mr.Durbal Singh: New tool? what is that?

Mrs.Sumithra: its called AK-498A. A very good govt servant , good samaritan from the Stree Sena party called Mrs.ACS was distributing it free of cost. I got our daughter trained in that too.

Now After 6 months of a married time when our daughter will make him a sex slave or show him the fact that marriage should be kept at any cost, our daughter will try to keep breaking it and the guy will keep trying to make it. Simple. The dependency on our daughter increases. He either comes to our house or decides to leave our daughter. The chances are that 90%, he will try to keep up the marriage and do as our daughter says. So we can take a bit of risk.

The case that the guy is a bit stubborn, and decides to be supportive of his old parents, we can then use the missile that Mrs.ACS gave us. It has advanced DV features also. Apparently, she used it for herself on her daughters too and it worked quite well. SO she must be a good seller.

So during the first 6 months our daughter will do the following